Thursday, April 9, 2009
Free 'n Clear!
This is my bathroom mirror. What's so special about it? Well today, for once, it's clean! No spots, no streaks, no fuss, no muss, because I cleaned it with an amazing cleaner!
I'm so excited about this cleaning product. It's 100% chemical free, not like nasty, conventional cleaners. It's better than this. There is absolutely no packaging or waste whatsoever because I didn't even make my own. I didn't use paper towels or newspaper. And the best part about this incredible product is that it's free!
That's right folks, absolutely free! It's Free 'n Clear! And if you act now, you too can take advantage of this for the rest of your lifetime offer. But you have to act fast, because there's no time like the present to start going chemical free, reduce waste and save, save, save money!
What is this miracle cleaner, you ask? Well, our dedicated researcher in our state of the art Unstuffed lab recently discovered a highly effective, yet simple, 3 step process to a Free 'n Clear clean! (Patent pending)
Step 1: Take a navy shower and steam up your bathroom mirror.
Step 2: Take a clean, cotton rag that you've recycled from an old t-shirt or something.
Step 3: With the rag, vigorously wipe your steamed up mirror using these mechanical marvels.
That's it folks. Three easy steps to a Free 'n Clear Clean! All for the low, low price of absolutely nothing. So what are you waiting for? Head to your bathroom today for your very own Free 'n Clear clean. Our operators are standing by for assistance.